De ba kelneren om en lammestek, men fikk forenklet fåre-legg… 🍖🦴

Funny, if you like absurd humor and also know how to read Norwegian (or how to use Google Translate Bastian lurte på om han hadde misforstått noe da han satt 14 dager i kantine - Absurdgalleriet

World Population Day - United Nations

Only on the OmniFocus app…

“Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.”

This is Max Steiner playlist open.spotify.com

«…and to everyone.»

That means also people we don’t have as much love for. (I know, not that easy, is it? www.bible.com

«See that no one repays anyone evil for evil, but always seek to do good to one another and to everyone.» ‭‭1 Thessalonians‬ ‭5:15‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Wish @panic would update Transmit for iOS…

Just updated a bunch of apps and now Spotify crashes on launch… 👨🏻‍🏭🔇

I’m not going to install iOS 14 until it’s public release, but I’ve already made a free space on my home screen for a widget from yr.no.

Hello, @gluon - I wonder if the Alpha-background for the profile picture could be either translucent or white for Light mode?

There are two big drawbacks to EV’s🚗: They don’t make cool sounds, and they don’t smell like gasoline.⛽️

Listening to “Tres Hombres” - ZZ Top 🎵

Only a couple of minutes into this book, and I’m liking it already. 📚

Instant gratification is not soon enough.

• Meryl Streep

Wonder if there’s anyone that has stashed away a fortune in bitcoin in their mattress… 💰

All we are is dust in the wind, dude…

www.youtube.com/watch

Hello @help This blank screen is what I get when tapping on the users name in a post. Am I blocked or something? I tried to wait for a while too, but nothing… 😔

Somebody already made a rotary-dial “smartphone”. I wonder if someone at this moment are making a CRT-based one?

This explained a lot to me. Happy independence day! 🇺🇸 Just as we did our constitution day, in red, white and blue here in Norway May 17.th 🇳🇴 The Shelter in Place Diaries: USA! USA! USA! - Cheri Baker

Metal stations, (not the first one)… @retrophisch

Survival - Bob Marley and The Wailers open.spotify.com 🎵

Theodor (1973-2020)

I got him from my mother’s half sister right before the first time I got on a plane. He didn’t make it through the washing machine today without having fatal brain damage.

The plush bunnies that were with him survived, but have to rest because of the gruesome scene that they were witnesses to.

RIP, Theodor.

Eight out of ten young people have crushed their cellphone, according to a survey Norstat has conducted for Frende Forsikring. 81 percent between the ages of 18 and 29 have crushed their mobile screen. According to the company, more than double the number of mobile injuries in July compared to the rest of the year.

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger, danger! 🤖

Rosenborg (RBK) surrer fælt nå… Men, heia RBK, altså!